Cats have been tolerating humans in domestic settings for thousands of years. Invite them into your pants with these adorable boxers!
On the front of the wrapper you'll see the title - "PET THE KITTY"
On the back of the wrapper, you'll find a list telling you what type of person they're suitable for:
¨ Alley dwellers
¨ Hairball sufferers
¨ Catnip junkies
¨ Laser chasers
¨ Objects of Egyptian worship
¨ Cat Stevens
¨ Chairman Meow
¨ Anyone with whiskers
¨ Guys named Tom, Felix, Sylvester or Garfield
¨ Anyone whose fate is in Schrödinger's hands
¨ Men who wish they could lick themselves
When ordering, please specify size (corresponding to waist size for pants):
XS = 22-24 (junior 14-16)
S = 26-28
M = 30-32
L = 34-36
XL = 38-40
XXL = 42-44
All of my boxers are full-cut with a three-panel design (no center back seam) and a functional fly. I make all of my products in a smoke-free home, I only use woven 100% quilter's quality cottons, I prewash all fabrics before I cut so the finished garment stays true-to-size, and all interior seams are finished by flat-felling. These are some quality underpants... it's like keeping a whole herd of cats and you don't even need a litter-box!
Check out all of my boxers at www.bonuspants.com !